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Wits on Wheels: 34 Funny Quotes on Cycling

January 31, 2024August 10, 2023 by Manuel Castillo

So, you’ve come looking for funny quotes on cycling.

Clever, relatable, silly. From personal experiences and dad jokes to the absurdities that every cyclist faces. More than actual quotes, we’re all about the reinvention of phrases you can either quote or reframe to match whatever you need.

Categories Magazine Tags funny, funny cycling quotes, quotes 1 Comment

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